SEX AMONG THE STARS.
Question is, what goes where?
With tentacles or maybe fission
Seems to me the kissin's missin'.
Interstellar, interspecies
Who's to know just what their niche is?
Citizens of star flung empires
May be strange in their desires.
Speeding on the spatial highway
Cruising off the alien byway
Driving super ion cars
Set for sex among the stars.
Multi-legged or shaped like haggis
Who's to know just what their bag is?
Seems to me, if starside zoomin'
Better stick to sex with humans.
Yet if your erotic dreaming
Fills your night with comets streaming
Maybe you would like to share
An interstellar love affair.